Two years ago, Adam and I began to discuss having backyard chickens.
We read a lot, watched a lot of YouTube videos, and learned so much.
A couple of the reasons that we finally decided to give it a go were that their composted droppings are great for gardens and that they are pretty easy to take care of.
We have found both of those reasons to be very true.
However, we also have learned a lot since owning our little flock of hens that we never found in our research.
Based on what I have learned as the owner of backyard chickens, I have decided that backyard chickens need to come with Warning Labels.
If you are thinking of getting chickens or already have baby chicks… prepare yourself.
Photo by Hive and Honey Photography
Warning #1: People will think you have gone insane.
We have had people have no problem telling us everything from “Eww, what about the poop?” To “Why work so hard?” To, plain and simple, “You are making a huge mistake.”
(I mean… What if people said these things about babies??)
And that’s from the people in the country… People who have actually seen a chicken outside of a petting zoo or a kitchen decoration.
Where I grew up, the HOA allowed only two dogs and two cats per household. Max. Chickens were not a topic of discussion.
Just imagine what the people I grew up with must think if they have heard that over fifty chickens have called my backyard home at one time.
In-sane.
Warning #2: You may be the sweetest person on the planet, but you will become incredibly stuck up.
No one really talks about it, but I think it’s very common for owners of backyard chickens to suffer from a phenomenon called “egg snobbery.”
On your business trip you will cringe at the site of the scrambled eggs made from egg beaters at the hotel’s very generic continental breakfast.
You will turn up your nose as you walk down the egg aisle at the grocery store knowing that your eggs at home are far superior.
And, when someone Instagrams a shot of their homemade brunch with two very sad sunny side up eggs with shapeless and dull colored yolks you will smirk and say sarcastically to yourself, “That’s cute…”
Warning #3: You will also become a paranoid freak.
I don’t have children, but, thanks to the chickens, I have gotten a sneak peak of what parenthood is all about.
Spoiler Alert: It’s a 24/7/365 anxiety attack.
Any threat of bad weather, be it extreme cold, snow, high winds, tornadoes, extreme heat, whatever, my mind goes to the hens… and that they are going to die.
Any dog, cat, raccoon, and owl within a two mile radius of the coop is the enemy.
I am sorry. I don’t care how cute your dog is. I probably hate it until I know that it doesn’t think my sweet hens are a chew toy.
PS- Just today I heard on the radio that a six foot boa constrictor escaped from it’s cage and is on the loose somewhere in the local listening area.
You guys... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS!?!?
Warning #4: Anything pop culture will suddenly become very uninteresting.
That check you write to the cable company each month will seem like a huge waste.
You haven’t been Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s… You have been Keeping Up with the Chickens.
The day you bring them home you will begin to see each chicken’s unique personality.
And as they grow, you would rather spend your time watching them roam the yard than watch that movie getting Oscar Buzz. The movie could be a flop. But, watching the chickens you might catch that hilarious moment when one might slurp up a huge worm like a piece of spaghetti and the others come rushing over in a fit of jealousy. Somebody call the Academy!
Oh. And, you will post things like this on Facebook and it will be 100% true:
Warning #5: Once you get that first chick, you will be a chicken owner the rest of your life.
Admittedly, I have never been a huge fan of animals.
In fact, as a kid, animals made me kind of nervous.
My uncle loves to tell the story of when I was a toddler… my foot was dangling by my moms hip as she held me and his weimaraner licked my foot. I apparently screamed like bloody murder and was convinced that the dog bit me.
(To my credit, a weimaraner to a three year old might as well be a fierce looking horse.)
As an adult, and thanks to a fabulous (thirty pound…) family dog in my childhood, I have warmed up to animals.
I am really excited for the day that we get a dog. And I understand that to make Adam happy this dog will be larger than thirty pounds… and I am okay with that.
Because we have enjoyed our dabbles in homesteading, we have been talking about getting a couple cows and even pigs just to give it a try.
Dogs will likely come and go, depending on our future children wants, and we may find other kinds of livestock exhausting.
But, thanks to the wonderful eggs…
The funny way the ladies interact with one another…
The way it feels like they are able to almost communicate with Adam and me when we are in the garden…
The pure joy in any of our friend’s kids faces when they are chasing the hens…
The joy that I cannot wait to see in my own children… and grandchildren’s faces…
I know that for the rest of my life, I will be the proud owner of a flock of backyard chickens.
Photo by Hive and Honey Photography
You have been warned.
We have many Rare Chicken Breeds for sale in Kendall Wisconsin,
including Sussex Chickens, Welsummer Chickens, Turken Chickens and more.
Be sure to check out the Bargain Specials, as you can combine different
egg layers in smaller amounts and buy as an assortment. Kendall
Wisconsin also has poultry equipment for sale, game chickens for sale in
Kendall Wisconsin, bantams for sale, ducks for sale, geese for sale,
turkeys for sale, guinea for sale, peafowl for sale, pheasant for sale,
chukar partridge for sale, bobwhite for sale, many different breeds of
baby chicks for sale in Kendall WI.
Thumbing through a baby chickens for sale in Kendall Wisconsin
catalog is a yearly traditions in many houses. My kids and I eagerly await
the Murray McMurray Hatchery catalog. We love looking at all the cool and
different chicken breeds available. Catalogs are free so head on over to
their site and request one if you are interested.
Typically hatcheries online offer both standard breeds
and bantams. Bantams are fun hardy little chickens, they lay tiny eggs
that kids especially love collecting. Bantams typically weigh less than 2
pounds when full grown. Just like ordering anything online there are pros
and cons to ordering baby chicks online. Pros of buying baby chicks in
Kendall Wisconsin * Big Selection - If you are wanting a large
variety of different chicken breeds and egg colors, you will find the best
selection at an online hatchery. * Both Bantams and full sized chickens
available * You get to choose what sex you want. If you want a mixture of
both male and female then choosing a "straight run" will save you money
and you will get a mixture of male and female chicks. You can also choose
all males or all females too. * Weekly specials. Hatcheries have sales on
chicks, you are likely to get a good deal if you are flexible with the
breeds you are wanting. Cons of buying baby chicks in Kendall
Wisconsin * Order early to get the best selection. Certain breeds sell
out fast, sometimes as early as 6 months in advance of shipping! If you
are wanting a certain breed it's best to order your chicks in the fall
before their orders sell out.
Quantity - you must order a certain number of chicks. Typically hatcheries
will require you buy a minimum of 25 chicks at a time. The number is
necessary for the chicks survival during shipping. All 25 chicks are put
in one small box without heat. They are crowded in the box and produce
enough body heat to arrive in good shape. * The wait - If you choose to
buy chicks from a feed store you will have them the same day but if you
choose to go with a hatchery you have to wait until they are ready to ship
and then wait for the chicks to arrive. Ordering baby chicks online in
Kendall Wisconsin is easy and has always been a very pleasant
experience of me. It can be a little frustrating waiting for the chicks
but it's so worth the wait. When the post office calls and you hear all
those little "cheeps" or "chirps" in the background you'll know the wait
was worth it! How to Care for your new baby chickens in Kendall,
Wisconsin Baby chicks are extremely
cute as well as
hard to resist,
yet it's finest to plan for their
arrival before you get them. Prepare initially
by gathering not just the
proper materials, but
also the correct
expertise to care for
them. Raising baby chicks is reasonably
simple, you just need
to give them with the following: A
clean and warm and comfortable
habitat Plenty of food as well
as water Focus and also
love Habitat Your habitat could be a straightforward box, fish tank,
cat provider, or guinea
pig cage. Line it with old towels as well as
blankets (with no loosened
strings!) to start, and also after a
couple of weeks use straw over newspaper.
Keep in mind: Avoid using only
newspaper or various other sandal
surface areas-- or your chicks legs can expand
malformed. You also need
something to dish out food and also
water in, such as a chicken feeder as well as water
recipe from the feed shop, or a pickle container
lid for food and also a pet bird water dispenser from a family pet shop. Likewise, as the chicks grow older you can present a perch
right into the environment to obtain them
trained on perching. Warmth To
keep your chicks heat you have to
offer them with a warmth resource.
This could be as straightforward as a 100 watt
light bulb in a reflective clamp style light from an equipment store, or an infrared reptile heat
bulb also function effectively (my
referral). Chicks need this
heat 24/7 until their downy fluff is
replaced with feathers (which can occupy to 2 months). The freshly
hatched require a temperature
between 90 as well as 100 levels,
and each week this can
be reduced by
approximately 5 degrees approximately. The heat resource ought
to get on merely one side of the cage
to permit chicks a range of
temperature levels. The chicks are your finest
thermometer- if they are hiding in the
contrary corner of your warmth
lamp, you should
lower the temperature. If
they are surrounding each other under the
heat (not just cuddling),
you need to add some heat.
Housekeeping
Tidiness is vital and also it keeps your chicks healthy and
balanced. Be sure to change
the bed linens
commonly and also
constantly provide clean
food as well as water Food and water.
Chicks expand quite quick
which requires a lot of tidy
food as well as water. Give
sufficient whatsoever times and examine
frequently to prevent parched as well as
starving chicks. Chick food is various compared
to grown-up chicken food, and it can be found in both medicated and non-medicated selections. Feed chick food for the
initial two months, after that
switch over to a raiser food (~ 17 %
healthy protein) for one more 2 months,
and after that to a somewhat
lower healthy protein feed or a layer feed
(if you have layers). Soil Some chicks prefer to get a head start on taking
dirt bathrooms, while others will not occupy that activity up until they are
older. If you have the space in your chick
unit, present a tray of sand or
dust for them to bathe in.
Focus and love There are a
few benefits to hanging
out with your chicks. Firstly, they will certainly more than likely bond with you as well as
not run away as adults. Second, if you
examine your chicks daily as well as
enjoy their actions, you could
capture ailment or various
other troubles previously. Watch out for wheezing, limping, or
other undesirable
signs. Make sure to
likewise take a look at
their poop, as looseness of the bowels could lead
to matted feathers and obstructed cloaca.
Finally, it is very
important to watch out for social issues, such as the
tiniest chick getting picked
on. Vacant nest disorder So your
chicks are now fully feathery
and also its time for them to leave the
security of your home
as well as move outside right into a cage. Take a look at our
section on chicken cages for more information
concerning coops and also
correct coop environments.