For a tart start to our series of essays about Valentine’s Day, we begin with a post by Roz the Unromantic. But even Roz admits that she once did feel the magic of the day. —Ed.
At some point in the relationship, every man I’ve ever gone out with has looked at me sadly and concluded, “You aren’t very romantic, are you?”
I am not. I am loving and funny and loyal. But romance has never been my thing.
Hearts and flowers? Strolling hand-in-hand? Candlelit dinners for two?
No thanks.
Love at first sight? Not for me.
On the other hand, the very first time my sister met her future husband, she knew that she wanted to spend the rest of her life with him. She was just 18.
Larry was, undeniably, a catch. Nice. Adorable. Sane. Stable. Jewish. Not to mention Harvard pre-med.
But still …
“You’re so young!” I told my sister. “Have fun! Shop around.”
“I don’t need to shop around,” she said.
Apparently not. They just celebrated their 32nd wedding anniversary.
This is a fabulous achievement, and they’re my favorite married couple. And yet, going through life yoked to another person like that, no matter how wonderful that person might be, is my personal idea of hell.
I’ve always been this way.
When the other little girls were drawing pictures of bridal gowns in their school notebooks and dreaming about Mr. Right, my dream was to grow up, live by myself in a fabulous Manhattan penthouse, and write books. (Except during my Emma Peel “Avengers” phase, when I wanted to grow up, chase bad guys with a debonair partner, and effortlessly throw people who got in my way across the room.)
Here’s how un-romantic I was: After Snow White aired on The Wonderful World of Disney and all my 12-year-old pals were singing, “Some Day My Prince Will Come,” I refashioned the lyrics so they’d apply to me.
“Someday my prince will come,” I sang, “ and I’ll tell him to fuck himself.”
Despite all of this, as a child I adored Valentine’s Day.
Every year my sister and I would spend hours crafting handmade valentines for every kid in class from every art supply we could get our hands on. Construction paper. Glitter. Ribbons. Doilies. Stamps. Stickers.
Each was a personalized work of art. If your pal Suzie loved Barbies, you’d draw them on her valentine. Patty was into horses? You’d festoon her valentine with Palomino stickers. Doug, who loved Mad magazine, got an Alfred E. Neuman valentine. For our very best friends we composed poems of the “Roses are red/violets are blue” variety.
On Valentine’s Day the class took turns going around the room delivering valentines to the shoebox “mailboxes” on each desk. Then we opened them.
What a great moment! It was nothing but treasure. Glittering store-bought cards. Elaborately crafted handmade cards. Vintage old-timey valentines. Dozens of little heart-shaped candies. Poems and notes and messages from your best friends. Sprinkle-covered heart-shaped cookies. Pink-iced cupcakes.
It was something I looked forward to all year. But it wasn’t about romance. What did we know about romance? We were in elementary school. For us, it was a celebration of friendship.
When we hit junior high, Valentine’s Day stopped being about friendship and began being about True Love. And I stopped caring about it.
Mark, the man in my life, is more romantic than I am. (Everyone is.) After years of patiently waiting for me to come around, he has come to realize that, as wonderful as he is, I’m never going to wake up one morning, look deeply into his eyes, and start singing “You are so beautiful to me.”
But we do exchange tokens of our affection on Valentine’s Day.
Because he’s an artist, and bookish, I’ll get him a pricey art book I know he wants but is too frugal to buy himself.
For years, he gave me a Whitman’s Sampler each Valentine’s Day, until I finally confessed that I don’t actually like Whitman’s Samplers. “I save them until the candy gets stale,” I told him. “Then I throw them out.”
So now he makes me a gift—a painting, a collage. or a hand-crafted, three-dimensional piece. Something creative and unique, just for me.
Which, come to think of it, is a lot like those handmade valentines I so loved as a kid.
So, to a certain extent, with Mark I’ve come full circle.
And yet I sometimes think about trying to reclaim the joy I used to feel on Valentine’s Day. Why does it have to be exclusively about Romantic Love? Why can’t those of us who just aren’t into that emotion (or who are between partners) be inspired by our grade-school selves and celebrate the friends we love?
Not that I plan to go around handing out glittery handmade construction paper hearts to all my pals.
Although, perhaps I should.
I’m thinking of going with something even more outside the box. I’ve consulted the website, and I see that I can express my appreciation for our friendship on this special day by purchasing a llama for a third-world family in your name.
Or, if we’re not quite that close, how about a hen?
We non-romantic types can start a new Valentine’s Day tradition! While others exchange romantic gifts and walk hand-in-hand on a moonlit beach, the rest of us can say, “Thank God for our friends,” and exchange celebratory poultry.
Roses are red/violets are blue/I’m so glad we’re friends /here’s a chicken for you!
Happy Valentine’s Day.
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Iowa Baby chicks are very
charming and
difficult to resist,
yet it's ideal to prepare for their
arrival before you get them. Prepare first
by gathering not only the
proper products, but
also the proper
understanding to care for
them. Raising baby chicks is reasonably
straightforward, you simply have to give them with the following: A tidy and also warm and comfortable
habitat Lots of food and water Focus and also
love Environment Your habitat can be a basic box, aquarium,
cat carrier, or guinea
pig cage. Line it with old towels and
coverings (without any loosened
strings!) to start, as well as after a
couple of weeks use straw over newspaper.
Keep in mind: Avoid using only
paper or other slipper
surfaces-- or your chicks legs could grow
misshapen. You also need
something to serve up food and
water in, such as a chicken feeder and water
meal from the feed store, or a pickle container
lid for food and also a pet dog bird water dispenser from a family pet store. Also, as the chicks get
older you can introduce a perch
into the habitat to get them
trained on perching. Heat To
keep your chicks heat you should
provide them with a warmth resource.
This could be as simple as a 100 watt
light bulb in a reflective clamp design light from an equipment shop, or an infrared reptile heat
light bulb additionally function effectively (my
recommendation). Chicks need this
heat 24/7 up until their downy fluff is
changed with feathers (which can take up to 2 months). The freshly
hatched need a temperature level
between 90 and also 100 levels,
and every week this can
be decreased by
about 5 degrees or
so. The warmth source ought
to be on simply one side of the cage
to enable chicks a range of
temperature levels. The chicks are your best
thermometer- if they are concealing in the
other corner of your heat
light, you should
reduce the temperature level. If
they are surrounding each various other under the
heat (not simply snuggling),
you need to put some warmth.
House cleaning
Cleanliness is crucial and also it keeps your chicks healthy. Be sure to change
the bed linens
typically and
consistently offer tidy
food and also water Food as well as water.
Chicks grow very quick
which calls for a lot of tidy
food and water. Give
sufficient in any way times and also inspect
often to
stop thirsty and
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also non-medicated varieties. Feed chick food for the
very first two months, after that
change to a grower food (~ 17 %
healthy protein) for an additional 2 months,
and after that to a somewhat
lower healthy protein feed or a layer feed
(if you have layers). Soil Some chicks prefer to obtain a running start on taking
dust bathrooms, while others won't occupy that task till they are
older. If you have the room in your chick
unit, introduce a tray of sand or
dust for them to wash in.
Attention and also love There are a
few benefits to hanging
out with your chicks. To start
with, they will certainly most
likely bond with you as well as
not escape as adults. Second, if you
analyze your chicks daily and also
watch their behavior, you can
catch ailment or various
other issues previously. Watch out for wheezing, hopping, or
various other undesirable
indicators. Make certain to
also look at
their poop, as diarrhea can lead
to matted feathers and stopped up cloaca.
Finally, it is necessary to watch out for social concerns, such as the
tiniest chick obtaining teased. Vacant nest disorder So your
chicks are currently fully feathered
and its time for them to leave the
security of your home
as well as relocate outside into a cage. Check out our
section on chicken cages for more information
regarding cages as well as
proper cage environments.